Alex Gaskarth (via there-for-you)
(Posted it on Vimeo because i reached my video upload limit here on tumblr. Enjoy!)
Alex: HEYYYYY!
Crowd: HEYYYY
Alex: I said, HEYYYYY!
Crowd: HEYYYY!
Alex: Everybody say….wait….everybody say ALL TIME LOW!
Crowd: ALL TIME LOW!
Alex:Everybody say JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Crown: JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Alex: It’s True!
Jack: Fuck you, Alex!
Alex: I said, HEEEEYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYYY!
Alex:I said, HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYY!
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
(Repeat again)
Alex: I said HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEYYY!
(Repeat again)
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Alex: I said IT’S REALLY FUCKING TINY!
*laughs*
Jack: You know, dude. I cant start this next song till you guys chant something that i wanna hear
Alex: What could you possibly wanna hear that will make you feel good?
Jack: That I’m beautiful unlike any other.
Alex: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Crowd: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Alex: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Crowd: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Alex: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER
Crowd: THEY WIL LIKE YOU BETTER.
Jack: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM, HE’S AN EVIL MAN!
(Alex picked up a G-string)
Jack: I WAS GONNA BUY YOU GUYS TACO BELL BUT IM NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. I was gonna do it!
Alex: (shows jack the g-string) HEY! your underwear came off! whose are these? Jack, Jack, I think your dad is here!!
(via thegirlswhowereonfire)
“IS THE HUNGER GAMES GOOD?”
“Is the sky blue?”
“Does Edward Cullen sparkle?”
“Have you really been personally victimized by Regina George?”
“Does Stacy’s mom really have it going on?”
“Does Glen Coco really get four but none for Gretchen Wieners?”
(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via thegirlswhowereonfire)
(Source: youcanreachthesky, via thegirlswhowereonfire)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
My friends…and cake!
Mockingjay- The Hunger Games
